fastest-boy-alive:

comicallycool:

electrophilic:

casissuperman:

miketooch:

weeaboo-chan:

saccharinescorpion:

okay when TVTropes said this song got stuff past the radar i thought it was just going to be in flirty kind of hinting at sex kind of way i didn’t think they were going to literally sing about premature ejaculation and Aquaman’s teeny weenie

#this isnt getting crap past the radar #this is flying the entire russian air force past the radar

So I guess in their spare time they all got together and wrote a song about how small everyone in the Justice League’s dick is.

EXCEPT BATMAN’S.

did they just call green arrow gay

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

(from here)

What

just

happened.

((ohmysweetfuck))

chibi-informant:

~ “‘YAAAAY. COOKIES. I WUVE COOKIES” 

“Me too, c’mon!” :grabs and hand and drags him towards their house with Alexander in tow, passing the threshold and entering the kitchen: “Hmm, daddy usually keeps the cookies…” :glances around kitchen for a moment then points to a cupboard about the sink counter: “Up there, in that one!”

chibi-informant:

~ “Cooookieeeee”　

~”Cookie broken”. /cries

…

“Hey, don’t be sad Izaya! We can go get more cookies! Chocolate ones! My daddy has a big jar full of them in the kitchen.”

androgynouspalmtree:

“Bak!” It pranced about the room a little. “Bak bak bak!”

Nina and Alexander peeked out slightly from the closet, watching the smaller dog prance about her father’s room. The child glances briefly at her dog, then nods as they both step out from the closet. Alexander keeps an eye on the pup while Nina goes to open the door. Since the monster wasn’t around their next objective would be to getting out of the house and finding big brother Edward or someone who could help.

(Source: ninatucker)

haganenoelric:

Edward chuckled lightly at how excited she seemed at just getting a piggy back ride and, briefly, he wondered if he was like that sometimes as a kid; but the memories were a bit more faded now. Making sure she was secure on his back, he just began walking. “Lead the way, kiddo.” If it were up to him, he’d just walk around randomly— but there was the possibility she had a place she wanted to be.

“Okay!” Humming to herself, Nina glanced around the courtyard, where could they go? “Umm, lets go that way!” She pointed in some random direction to their left near the fence. Alexander had buried a bone there once, but now it was just a simple lump of dirt.

(Source: ninatucker)

…

“Thanks for following.”

I don’t get it…

(Source: en.shindanmaker.com)

Going to see the avengers. BBL

ishvalanrefugee:

ninatucker:

Why are you naked?

It’s not bath time.

“I’m sure your big brother is just…uh…his clothes got wet so he had to take them off…?” It was more a question than a statement.

Then why didn’t he change in the bathroom? Daddy says you’re not supposed to be naked unless its bath time.

Why are you naked?

It’s not bath time.

androgynouspalmtree:

The little pup yapped delightedly, and lowered its head, hind rose up high, tail swishing.

“Bak bak! Arf!”

Nina stared at the puppy unsurely. It seemed nice but if Alexander didn’t trust it, then she didn’t trust it, the hound was still growling though he hadn’t moved from his spot standing before her. ”Uhm, please go away doggy.” Nina nervously made a shooing motion with her hand.

(Source: ninatucker)

haganenoelric:

His heart shattered as he heard the sound of her cries; watching her attempt to wipe away her tears. “C’mere..” Edward moved closer, pulling the small child into a tight embrace. “Shh..” He rubbed her back, in hopes of comforting her further. “Shh..”

Sniffing again Nina returned the embrace, resting her cheek against his shirt as she let it all out. Eventually the gross sobbing died down to a few sniffles and whimpers, but she didn’t stop hugging him, the hugging was nice.

(Source: ninatucker)